SMF - Just Installed!
sam is a boomer these days. he's clearly come to a realisation that his crazy bachelor slumlord lifestyle where he makes ghetto artsy videos fuelled by poverty and hysteria aren't sustainable. yeah cool i got a tv gig but it's fucken gone. fuck! none of my friends want to collab anymore. fuck! ok ok i've been lurking the forums and the kids want... og aesthetic vaporwave aesthetic feelsbadman. ahuh. okay gonna grab my sycophants and yes men and make some tripe for pay piggies to slurp up. watching snippets of his new videos and these guys with their gawking mouths hanging off every word sam says like the droogs from clockwork orange. a huh a huh yes sam so funney
his consumerist mindset is now fuelling the hole in his heart which once was his passion for pushing an idea, a movement if you will. his representation of the failed millennial neet is gone. he's a husk. also a retarded businessman. honestly sam if you wanted money you'd fucking stock ur merch shop and reduce the shipping cost for international purchases. wow there are thousand of guys overseas who want to give me money but i'm not enabling them! fuck sake what do i do? lets just fall back on gumroad bux and (with a lot of entitlement) beg like a hypocritical retard to my thousands of new reddit funnymen followers.
i sound mad but i promise that i'm not. mde is dead and i'm not ever giving them a dime. waiting for sam's inevitable suicide. i'm not wishing death on him but it will happen. he hates himself more than the cumulative hate of every one of his haters. hate. no i'm not gonna go back and edit my sentence using the synonym tool. fuck u.
honestly whats next for sam? its like he embodies what he hates or says he hates and hes gonna crash into a brick wall in a few years