An old post from cboyardee that reads.
i am a gay, corpulent dwarf with diabetes. i am severely jaundiced. i am jewish and homosexual. i am from turkey. i am a 9 year old black muslim. i love baubles and doodads. i am an uncircumcised nascar dad. i am only wearing a peru flag. i am a gay conservative. i am against kwanza. i live with my parents. i am on disability. i am on welfare. i am 7 feet tall. i am against gays. i love the koran and islam. i want to walk someday. i live in a bunker. i am a proud anime dad. i am a gracious grandpa. i am a gay gramp. i love kwanza. i love diabetes. i am against anime. i want to be an anime. i am from peru. i am a gay peru grandad. i am only wearing moccasins. i am only wearing a fanny pack filled with medical supplies. i am against dwarfs. i am a nascar muslim. i love weed. i have high-fuctioning autism. i am an arab dwarf. i am a wiccan dad. i am a deranged nascar papa. i am a humble, gay muslim. i eat moss. i eat bones. i eat bags. i am from carlsbad caverns. i am a wiccan burn victim. i am against islam. i work in a satchel factory. i work in a korn factory. i am a muslim soccer gramp. i am a gay soccer muslim. i am 11 years old. i am an anime. i love glaucoma anime. i am from chad. i am a gay chad dwarf. i am a soccer vamp. i love weed and soccer. i love weed and the torah. i love cooters. i love a girl's snatch. i love a girl's cooch. i love a gay dad's anime dick. i love a gramp's swollen soccer dick. i am an uncircumcised puerto rican pap pap. i love a gay kwanza fiesta. i am from kwanza. i am an autistic anime soccer dad. i am only wearing a soccer bag. i am the dad of your dreams. i am a wiccan grandpa in the sewers. i live in the sewers. i am 3 feet tall. o am looking at a koran with binoculars. i am looking at a cooter with binoculars. i love a gay dwarf's cooter.