After the economy nearly crashed there was a bunch of freshly built neighborhoods with nobody that could afford to live in 'em.
Me and the boys started squatting in one. We ripped all the valuable metals out of every house before the crackheads could get to 'em, then exchanged it with them for blowjobs. After that we'd kick their asses for being queers.
We destroyed the original sign in front of the neighborhood and put up one of our own with particle board and spray paint.
It read Copper Head Road.
Our new kingdom.
Now THAT was a good summer.